Fred Phelps of everyone’s favorite “God Hates Fags” Westboro Baptist church has a fun website that is part atlas and part god’s holy fury. The fun animated map will help you find out why god hates a particular part of the earth. Once there you can find out exactly what god’s so angry about and even what he’s doing to punish them heathens!
For example god really hates him some Sweden and here’s why:
- “In 1944, homosexuality was legalized in Sweden. Not only was that vile sin legalized in this God-forsaken country, Sweden embraces it so that it is considered to be one of the most “gay-friendly” countries in Europe and maybe even the world.”
- “Bestiality in Sweden was decriminalized in 1944 along with homosexuality. Need we say more about the fact that fags are beasts? I digress….it is not a crime to have sex with animals according to Swedish law as long as it is consensual.”
- “This may shock some of you (NOT) but according to the data collected in 2002, Sweden had the highest divorce rate in the world, coming in at a whopping 54.9%.”
- “It doesn’t matter the circumstance, in Sweden you can have an abortion at any time for any reason. So basically what this evil country is saying is, ‘It’s alright for you to be a whore all day every day and at the end of those days, you just kill anything that would make your life a little uncomfortable.'”
- “79.6 % of Sweden’s citizens belong to the Church of Sweden; only 2 % attend church services regularly.”
- “Other false religions in Sweden consist of Jews, Muslims and Syriac Christians.”
How has god punished Sweden for being such a den of iniquity this year? Has he wiped them from the face of the earth like Sodom and Gomorrah? According to Phelps for the entire year of 2008 this is how god punished Sweden:
“August 5, 2008 – Strong winds and torrential downpours resulted in power loss in nearly 11,000 homes. The normal rainfall for one month fell in one day…our God doeth all things well! Expect more and worse to come Sweden!”
Yup, that’s it. Some rain, stiff winds and power loss in less than 11,000 homes. I think god’s slipping up here, I thought AIDS was supposed to be the punishment for homosexuality not once yearly partial power outages. Yet Sweden despite being one of the most LGBTQ friendly nations has an AIDS prevalence rate of a sixth that of the gay hating country we live in. Of course it has little to do with god and probably more to do with Sweden’s other great blasphemy, good health care.
Tags: evangelical christians, fred phelps, secular gay fascism
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December 2, 2008 at 12:40 am
[…] Cincinnati Zoo Embraces 19th Century Science, Rejects Creation Museum By Chris Altarkation The end times have begun! The Cincinnati Zoo has abandoned god’s love by sacking it’s program to bundle tickets to the Zoo with tickets to the Creation Museum. Clearly this is the work of the Antichrist! What’s next? No doubt secular gay fascists will take over the country with their “civil rights” and “equal protection”! If that happens god will send down his holy wrath, we’ll be punished, LIKE SWEDEN! […]