Posts Tagged ‘fred phelps’

Fred Phelps’ God Hates the Whole World!

November 28, 2008

godz-wrath-fullFred Phelps of everyone’s favorite “God Hates Fags” Westboro Baptist church has a fun website that is part atlas and part god’s holy fury.  The fun animated map will help you find out why god hates a particular part of the earth.  Once there you can find out exactly what god’s so angry about and even what he’s doing to punish them heathens!



Fred Phelps’ Son Speaks out About His Abused Past

November 26, 2008

A Mattock

Trevor Melanson of The Brock Press had a chance encounter with a cab driver who turned out to be of none other than the son Fred “god hates fags” Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.  Nate Phelps was kind enough to talk about growing up under his father and his life after he escaped.  This is what his childhood was like:

“The mattock, a close cousin of the pickaxe… Its handle is a three-foot wooden shaft, twice the density of a baseball bat, and its dual-sided iron head is comprised of a chisel and a pick.
It was Pastor Fred Phelps’ weapon of choice when beating his children, says his son, Nate Phelps.
“The Bible says: ‘Spare the rod, spoil the child,’ and he would be screaming that out as he was beating us,” said Nate.
One Christmas night, Nate says Pastor Phelps hit him over 200 times with a mattock’s handle, swinging it like a baseball player.”


Sweedish Satan Tricks Fred Phelps

November 24, 2008

2gayrightsaidsandhellAmerican Jesus hero Fred Phelps lead his army out of his “God Hates Fags” church in Kansas to bring his “Love Crusade” to Portland.  He was planning to picket the Swedish consulate in Portland but the Devil (who is the eternal king of Sweden) closed it just to make god’s righteous warriors look like fools.

Despite Satan’s wicked trickery they were able to to battle with hell bound-sodomite-secular gay fascists who tempted god’s holy wrath with signs like “I seriously doubt that god hates fags” and “Peace is what we do”.  Phelps reminded them that god hates peace almost as much as he hates fags.

[Willamette Week]