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Kentuckians find God … and tell him to get lost!

December 4, 2008

godswargifA group of atheists filed a lawsuit Tuesday seeking to remove part of a state anti-terrorism law that requires Kentucky’s Office of Homeland Security to acknowledge it can’t keep the state safe without God’s help.  That’s right, God: Our First Defense Against Terrorism!

God has yet to respond.

[Seatle Times]


Mikaeel Jackson?

November 22, 2008

Michael Jackson has reportedly converted to Islam and changed his name to Mikaeel.   It is still unknown whether or not he still calls wine “jesus juice” when he serves it to children in a coke can.

[The Daily Telegraph]